Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Ballarat Bygone - A Simple Life

Surprisingly, the coach to the Land of Quartz wasn't as boring as I expected.

A fortnight ago,  I bestowed upon myself to visit these two and another friend before my holidays ended.
3.5 horus of travelling and happy to finally see where exactly the place I want to work at is based during my travels, I arrived to the cold region that is Ballarat. It is a whole world unto itself - the archteciture is unique in combining the new with the old and maintaining the modern with the Gold Digger days. It reminds me alot of America, although I've never been there so I have no idea how this comes to be.
The little hut of the residence of these two resides north-west of Ballarat in a town called Carngham. It was a spectacle within itself. After hearing so much of this adobe, here it was, nestled in a sharp-off-the-road turn, shadowed by the pine tree farm and Blair Witch country out the back, I could feel the interior decorator and landscaper bursting within me to do a "Block"-esque routine in the middle of buggery.
Essentially it was everything I had imagined right down to the creaking door. This city slicker had met true country style of living. I was Paris Hilton from "A Simple Life". After a Cook's tour around the block and house itself, pissfarting with the computer, my friend (who I met on the net through a chance email that she received from me that contained only my email - damn viruses). After meeting her two friends, we sped back into Ballarat, to venture later onto to the town's nightclub, "Rattle N' Hum".
Surprised by the fact I wasn't allowed in due to my hooded top (which I could either "tuck in" or "take off"), I was to witness later the usual bunch of try-hard Surfies, Metro's, and delicate young girls. After many, many beers and bourbons from my friend's boyfriend, I kicked up on the dancefloor much to the amusement from the others who I think spotted I was from the Eastern Suburbs by the way I danced. The DJ improved, especially the remix of "Californian Dreamin'" that got me dancing up a storm. I liked the use of the projector screen displaying the showcase of video clips for each song too.
3am - friend's housemate and I are roaming the streets of Ballarat. Chips, cheese and gravey - supposedly Ballarat's dish - was purchased and we feasted on it in the cold, wintery, dank streets of Ballarat.
5am - entertainment happened in the form of me showing my Yr. 7 film to my friend, having a deep and meaningful, and being welcomed to her boyfriend's spew in the hallway.

On the way up, I thought it to be befitting that I see a movie of importance to me at the place where it all started - where I saw my first film back in the 80's - The Regent Theatre. Only befitting in the sense that my career is rumbling in the distance and this cinema, was where I encountered my first sampling of celluloid - in the form of Tim Burton's Batman.
So we saw Shrek 2 (which was brilliant, and related to what Im doing in my course and it was shown in either the same cinema where I saw my first film or nextdoor to it). 
Later that night, I was back at the dishevelled cottage where the interior decorator and landscaper inside of me was bursting to the point where we discussed for ages the potential of the place. More computer technicalities and problem-solving followed the night with great-tasting beef, a showcase of my movies (again), and chatter. Dubious about the large dead mosquitoes hanging from the celing and cobwebs, and freezing from the cold, I found to be in a bed of comfort.

Friday - mad rush to the train station saw me just missing the train and not even having enough to buy Macca's. Amidst the chaos and near enough to below zero temperatures, I boarded the train in the afternoon and had the fortunate case of a schoolgirl sitting opposite me. Nothing eventuated as she fell asleep and so did I on the way home.

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Director's Cut - "Thus The Tale Begins"

As promised in the blog beforehand, I present to you the mixed bag of times I've had ranging from the adventorous to the downright most dirty.
Be sure to read this from bottom to top, past through to present.

May-July


  • Blog re-released
  • Production of 3d Uni Film

    April


  • University Admin ring FE and interviews over phone to write up article on him in Uni paper
  • FE moves his bed finally from loungeroom back into newly painted bedroom. Woot!
  • FE falls seriously sick and nearly collapses from sleep deprivation and overloading of daily schedule
  • Last week of film shoots for "The Extra" FE meets comedic idols Colin Lane and Shaun Micallef New friends are made and extreme close-ups are shot of him
  • Dress up as cross between Anna Kournikova and a hooker to friend's 20th Murder Mystery Night Complete with shaven legs, g-string, bra, heels and wig. Receives award for best dressed and ends up running around pool naked. View at viewer's discretion.
  • FE shops for women's clothes and lingerie
  • 2nd film shoot on Jimeoin's film "The Extra" at Melb Arts Centre. FE falls madly in love with Livinia Nixon and makes new friends. FE chosen as main extra
  • FE accidentally says "f word" in front of local Church chronies at Midnight Easter Mass only to say "Oh I didn't see you there! Happy Easter!"
  • Blog template re-written with help from TI-O-M

    March


  • The Written Word Two template is reviewed
  • FE wears T-shirt of naked girl to Church outing to view "Passion Of The Christ"
  • SEXY widescreen, high definition, Dolby Surround, 86CM digital TV and DVD\VCR player purchased. TV viewing increases greatly
  • FE slapped, punched, tickled, balls kicked, harassed by girls at Gembrook party with bogans. Funny people with funny teeth
  • Sexy Canon MP370 Printer\Coper\Scanner purchased
  • First day of shooting on Jimeoin's new feature film - "The Extra"
  • FE's father becomes redundant
  • FE begins directing a short animated film at university about penguins in Antarctica
  • FE gets over depression and break up and gets with two girls over following weekend
  • Meet up with Ex to clear things

    Februrary


  • Relationship break up next night proceeding with chronic depression for 3 days
  • FE looses wallet on first day of filming. Movie tickets from '97-present day are forever lost
  • Cast members begin dropping out of film "Mortal Sin"
  • Near miss car accident with truck and car
  • Worry about No. 77 starting new life at University
  • Add sexual frustration on top of that
  • Depression sets in
  • Lack of motivation sets in
  • Boredom sets in. Relationship woes increase. Everything begins going to the pack
  • Valentine's Day - No.77 treated to La Porchetta, teddy bear, poem and card. Nothing in return
  • First "talk" about relationship. Everything "sorted out" but it inevitably continues down hill
  • Again, be cautious of schoolkids walking home from school if having sex in public

    Janurary


  • Relationships begins to creep down hill subtlely
  • Many games of night tennis played by all at No.77's house
  • TI-O-M and FE help Agent with DJ Gig at Bhangra 21st Party. Big success
  • FE snorts steam as Nokia 6610 goes for a dunk at No.77's swimming pool in his shorts. Crisis over upon dry re-assemblage only to receive a message about a forthcoming DJ gig of HEM
  • As No.77 gains entry into Uni, FE and Co. venture to "haunted house" and gain inspiration for a new film titled "Mortal Sin"
  • No. 77 runs over FE's foot with V8 Commodore (no connection to aforementioned night)
  • No.77 and FE have their first rough night of emotions and tears due to personal events leaked out by an open drunken FE about the relationship to family and friends
  • Drive-Ins for the first time - simply brilliant
  • Last year's TV commercial receives a High Distinction
  • FE falls ill from food poisoning with no thanks to a small bite from No.77's Chicken Teriyaki BP Roll
  • FE insists you be cautious of kids spying on you and your partner during public love-making rituals

    December


  • Jagermeister (Yay-Ga-Mister) regarded as cough medicine in disguise
  • "The Tom Green Show" also regarded as very funny television
  • No.77's mother confronts her and partner about their clandestine "Schoolies" week and sex lives
  • New Year's celebrated at San Remo beachhouse with girlfriend No.77, family and friends. No.77 confesses love for FE and vice versa at the first break of dawn for the new year. Best New Year's to date
  • Stationwagon conks out in middle of Warrigal Rd. FE has to push the wagon off the busy road containing 2 80-something year olds up onto a traffic island in 36 degree heat
  • FE discovers that love-making in sand dunes isn't as bad as what some might say
  • Romantic oils make FE high during love-making, giggles ruin the mood
  • Trip back home through storms complete with psychotic African woman chanting
  • FE gets inside tour of Fox Studios with inside worker and witnesses various film sets
  • Many contacts and acquaintances made at massive Film/Animation Festival
  • FE and father fly to Sydney and stay at Manley to attend Film Festival at Darling Harbour

    November


  • "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" regarded as the funniest television
  • Semi-circumference performed by FE around Phillip Island on shitty bike. Nearly skids off a cliff
  • No. 77 invites FE down to her beach house at San Remo. Only male amongst 8 females. (much pleasant, gratuitous sex, drinking, cigars, smoking, swimming, hiking and general Schoolies behavior)
  • FE nearly caught by bible-bashing Church biddies while buying condoms at local supermarket
  • TI-O-M and FE enjoy becoming airborne in Ogie's car going 100+ kmh over Cranbourne railway crossing. Becomes nightly tradition
  • Dawsons Creek style pier sitting\beer-guzzling at Frankston Pier with Ogie and another friend sets summer holidays off until TV commercial editor rings FE requesting him to come back to Uni to edit. Ugh!
  • Nov 21st - FE begins dating No. 77. Hoorah!
  • Red Carpet TV interview at Awards Night hosted by Wilbur Wilde. Free grog and students falling down stairs to accept awards
  • Nov 19th - rat-tailed hair and beard shaven off professionally for Awards Night
  • FE has two consecutive days without sleep to finish commercial - mad rush
  • Drunk\sleepy\semi-conscious businessman on Oakes Day train goes to sleep on seats and falls off to break nose and splashes blood everywhere around train carraige
  • Drunken boyfriend ramming his head up girlfriend's arse witnessed at Spencer St Station by many 9am-5pm workers.
  • Big "LAN Party\Sleepover" at friend's to model and animate TV commercial
  • Hair tied back due to length.
  • Plane tickets booked for Sydney

    October


  • Production of TVC in full swing.
  • Email is received from lecturer warning about acquiring certain games and other things at university. Admin not happy.
  • FE turns 20 on 6th October.
  • Pre 20th Birthday drinks with friends - a girl "No. 77" is met and a good time is had on couch. Spring had sprung (and so did the couch that night).

    September


  • Singledom still thoroughly enjoyed!
  • Hair has grown long.
  • Deliberate driving up wrong side of busy residential road towards road crest to turn down a nearby street. HEM and TIS-O-M shit themselves.
  • Introduced to Nando's by Agent FareEvader
  • University class takes brief interest in love\life debacles earlier documented in this blog. They also learn what a blog is.
  • FE's Dad tells cop all about how much he had to drink upon being pulled over.
  • Work on University's Awards Ceremony at Forum Theatre - designing posters and programmes.

    August


  • Singledom being enjoyed like never before
  • Grandma pays debt of $600 *!!*
  • Proposed job at old school to teach Yr 9 students the basics of animation. But job offer utimately falls in on itself due to school's disorganisation. And aforementioned priest cracking the shits with disliking of blog author
  • Odd dream about having sex with Beyonce Knowles in a mudpit in someone's backyard bbq
  • Last ever "Buffy" episode.
  • FE topping various modules at University. "Eckle" cartoon receives warm reception from critics and peers at University. High distinctions received.
  • Train fine for feet on seats added to repertoire of train fines
  • Mate and fellow blogger AFE has 15 seconds of fame on ABC's "Stateline" for colleague's tram stint.

    July


  • "Eckle", animated film begins it's production.
  • "The New Era Begins" - top notch new computers at Uni and a new project is undertaken - TVC (Television Commercial)
  • June 22 - trip to Morwell to break it all off. "Bitch" was at movies instead. Many non-answered calls and SMS-ing. "Bitch" tells FE to meet her at shopping centre, he waits for 4 hours, nothing. Letter is slotted into wiredoor at home. First ever phonecall from her is received at train station, it's announced that letter is at police station due to name-calling and comment "you are a selfish bitch for doing all of this". FE shits himself on way home as he is told to beware of psychotic drug-taking brother of hers. Yay! Singledom!
  • Ogie and FE compare notes on similar shite relationships
  • Everything in life speeds down hill at astronomical rate. Girlfriend regarded as a "bitch" and contemplation is given to breaking up
  • Serious deep financial shit. (train fines, $600 bills, etc)
  • Family issues once again, FE storms out and goes to mates house
  • FE dubbed "astroboy" amongst peers due to black hair
  • Pakenham Storm Chaser website discovered. Great spectacle
  • Delta Goodrem diagnosed with cancer
  • FE invests in a new Nokia 6610 Colour Phone with camera attachment. Woot!
  • Yet more mind games from girlfriend via SMS - apologising for causing hurt, missing presence, and that generally everything is ok
  • Metaphorical\Nostalgic roadtrip to Frankston to gather thoughts and clear mind. The birthplace of blog's author
  • Whore of a girlfriend leaves FE waiting in the wintry cold for a coach that doesn't exist for two hours
  • Time out again with another mate. FE begins to recognise comedic element in "Freddy Got Fingered" and finds it a hilarious film
  • FE draws up huge poster to cheer up girlfriend who gets shitty about it
  • Time out with AFE. Enjoyable tequila Sunrise at Elephant and the Wheelbarrow. Woke to SMS from girlfriend saying "I'm dropping your stuff off at your house and talking to your Mother." And that there was going to be big trouble for FE as he was somewhere where he shouldnt be but wasn't
  • FE's girlfriend claims his house is "umcomfy and too posh" according to this slag from Morwell Whorewell. No "girlfriend-stays-at-house-for-the-first-time" action

    June


  • ...and the last post made for The Written Word
  • Friends of author regard his relationship emotional rollercoaster ride more dramatic and entertaining then daily TV soap operas
  • FE on verge of breakdown as everything plummets down hill. "When it rains, it pours"
  • Relationship woes are increased with thanks to current girlfriend's ex who wants her to have his kids due to cancer scare
  • Sex in a public pool is an naughty thing, especially in front of partner's mother
  • Hair is dyed black by current girlfriend - "how black can black be?"
  • Amused by the discovery of Contact Juggling
  • Local priest harasses FE to "glenuflect" as soon as he enters Church. Priest claims he is "sick" of him.
  • He received his upteenth train fine. Adds to list of other train fines
  • He helps his current girlfriend and family move house. (What a shit)
  • FE learns how important foreplay is before sex

  • Tuesday, July 06, 2004

    One Year On - Director's Cut

    Time has ebbed back and forward for many months now since I last broadcasted my observations. People have come and gone, places seen and experiences had. I've had the time of my life and alot of things have changed me since this blog was first born in Autumn of 2003. Proceding this post, is a summary of the past year or so.

    P.S. Much love and kudos to Agent FareEvader for code inspiration.

    First of, what's with the new look?

    Befitting the different context of this blog to the last, it was essential to enhance it but also link in with the theme. First and above all, the Earthy tones represent the world where we reside on, the life we live here on this rock foundation. Also, I'm a fanatic of Nandos and so I intepreted their colour scheme into something warm and also it made me feel warmer as this revamped blog was re-released in the cold Winter of 2004. The oddity of using Italian based links on a pre-dominant English site was decided on for originality, embrace the "hotness" of the chilli, and also because I have a strong interest in all things relating to the Italian culture. Furthermore, the red tones, orange, denote something warm and hot and serves as a foundation for this blog as there will be, at times, controversial things observed, stated, taboo and risque. Be sure to read the disclaimer. There will be nothing left unsaid, unabridged, or untouched. Life has mixed complexities and muti-dimensional levels and so nothing will be left out, not even the dangerous aspects.
    The green in the colour scheme is not only my favourite colour but a reflection on my Irish background, but also a reminder of nature, that man is always at peril of it. The feather quills obviously are used to write whilst chilli's symbolise the occasional hot and dangerous nature of this blog and the controversial posts that may be made. If mention at any one point throughout this blog to the initials, FE, then (in case you dont have your thinking cap on) they are my initials, Filmmaker Extraordinnaire.

    What's to be expected?

    Essentially it's a conclusive blog to the former one that you knew. It's still here but archived. This one sees things in a different light for I'm no longer a teenager, doing second year Uni, and on the verge of creating myself a career in the world of animation and film. More importantly though, the experiences I had between now and last time I blogged anything substantial, have matured and proceeded me beyond years in ways I could never dream about. Considering this, it's only fitting that this be the second part to the chronicles of "The Written Word". "Poetry In Motion" denotes the motion of words that can have so much meaning to us, or so little to some. One day, I hope, this blog will base the form of not only an autobiographical book, but an autobiographical film about the world I reside in, the hum drum, the abnormal throught processes I have, the chaos that rules the world around me, but the little others around me do to make something of it. The chances we have, the chances I have, to become something powerful, so powerful that we might change the world, inspire the people, and walk this earth leaving in wake an impression that time can never erode away. To know we did something great when we had the chance because of the small ideas we had, the minute struggles, the determined mind, the words we said, the written words.

    Disclaimer

    The Written Word Two: Poetry In Motion is intended as a foundation for one persons opinions, ideas and observations either for entertainment purposes only or as a form of literature that is intended for sensible audiences. The views and opinions expressed herein are written as just that. Either that or they are a parody of people, places and experiences, life itself; factual or otherwise; in any other circumstance they are published as fair comment, a right afforded to the publishers under federal freedom of speech legislation. The publisher of this site purports that persons subject to commentary on this site are those in the public eye, and as such are able to be scrutinised as a matter of public interest. These persons aside, any similarity or resemblence to any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The views contained within do not represent any third party, company, institution connected to the publishers of The Written Word Two: Poetry In Motion. All material contained within this blog remains Copyright (c) The Written Word (unless otherwise referenced or cited).